Flag Counter it's attached to your rod, motherlicker.

bustakay:

austinkleon:

Jean Tinguely on ‘Art’

"In 1960, the Swiss artist Jean Tinguely made the first of his self-destructive machine sculptures, Homage à New York, which battered itself to pieces in the Sculpture Garden of the Museum of Modern Art, New York.”

Right Here, Right Now - Fatboy Slim

(Source: musicalceol)

rosswolfe:

Boris Bilinsky, poster for the Fritz Lang sci-fi masterpiece Metropolis (1927). (via http://thecharnelhouse.org/2014/04/18/the-metropolis-money-and-abstraction/)

rosswolfe:

Boris Bilinsky, poster for the Fritz Lang sci-fi masterpiece Metropolis (1927).
(via http://thecharnelhouse.org/2014/04/18/the-metropolis-money-and-abstraction/)

officialfrenchtoast:

”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”
-Matthew 20:28

officialfrenchtoast:

”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”

-Matthew 20:28

radtracks:

walk like an egyptian // the bangles

all the school kids so sick of books
they like the punk and the metal band
when the buzzer rings
they’re walking like an egyptian

ofools:

Ye olde sext:

[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

If you can replace a female character with a sexy lamp, and your plot still functions exactly the same, then fuck you.

—Kelly Sue DeConnick (via thefilmfatale)

mighty-nightgaunt:

dong-energy:

this sword sat in it’s sheath in a flooded tomb for 2000 years and it’s still sharp and untarnished. scientists say it’s because of the chemical composition and the almost airtight sheath. me? magic. whosoever wields this sword will be blessed with Mandate of Heaven and establish harmony on Earth.

This is, without a doubt, a daiklave. It even looks like orichalcum! This thing has definitely spilled the blood of the Yozi, and battled back the lords of the Underworld. 

mighty-nightgaunt:

dong-energy:

this sword sat in it’s sheath in a flooded tomb for 2000 years and it’s still sharp and untarnished. scientists say it’s because of the chemical composition and the almost airtight sheath. me? magic. whosoever wields this sword will be blessed with Mandate of Heaven and establish harmony on Earth.

This is, without a doubt, a daiklave. It even looks like orichalcum! This thing has definitely spilled the blood of the Yozi, and battled back the lords of the Underworld. 

(Source: perfectopposite)