Flag Counter it's attached to your rod, motherlicker.

(Source: outermostdig)

peachpae:

Amarante - “Lover’s Song”

Starlight - Muse


You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.

You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.

(Source: mrgolightly)

Russian Promo Banners for “ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER

This bath stimulates white blood cells and speed up the process. In here, bruises, cuts, breaks heals in hours, not days.


Angelina Jolie asked for Fox to get killed, reasoning that "if she was to find out she had killed people unjustly and was a part of something that wasn’t fair, then she should take her own life".

Angelina Jolie asked for Fox to get killed, reasoning that "if she was to find out she had killed people unjustly and was a part of something that wasn’t fair, then she should take her own life".

Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have you ever heard that, sir? Well, neither have I. I just made it up. I’m going to put it on coffee mugs.

—Judge Judy (via vinnylj)

aber-flyingtiger:

Colourised black-and-white photograph of the RMS Olympic and RMS Titanic at Harland and Wolff, Belfast, sometime in early 1912, by DeviantArt user HMHSBRITANNIC.

aber-flyingtiger:

Colourised black-and-white photograph of the RMS Olympic and RMS Titanic at Harland and Wolff, Belfast, sometime in early 1912, by DeviantArt user HMHSBRITANNIC.

penta-holicc:

OH MY GOODNESS AVRIEL BENJAMIN KAPLAN. I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE YOU.

"my hair is so big and thick that I now have a blind spot" - inspectorholmes